The Bee & The Fox
Mama Tried Tee
Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama; how she showed undying support and love, and how he didn't listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. That's what happens when you don't listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a T-shirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them there's no cake in prison.